Alright, as promised ON NS, I will debunk the weapons of Mass Effect in proper gun-nerd IVAN CHESNOKOV style!

(I'm going to ignore the obvious Applied Phlebotinum of "Mass Effect" technology because... well, it's Applied Phlebotinum and arguing with it would be kinda pointless)

FIRST! THERMAL CLIPS! THERMAL CLIPS ARE OF BULLSHIT! CLIP IS DEVICE FOR LOADING OF CARTRIDGES INTO MAGAZINE! MAGAZINE IS DEVICE FOR LOADING OF CARTRIDGES INTO CHAMBER OF SYSTEM! IF ONE CAN CALL SILLY "DISPOSABLE SINKS OF HEATING" CARTRIDGES, THEN CORRECT TERM IS THERMAL MAGAZINE. EVEN IGNORING POINTLESS USE OF INCORRECT TERM BY MAPLE-SYRUP GUZZLING CAPITALIST AMERICA HAT-COUNTRY, USE OF THERMAL CLIPS MAGAZINES IS OF STUPID! FIRST, CODEX SAYS MASS EFFECT GUN IS MASS DRIVER! MASS DRIVER IS COILGUN WHICH IT NOT PRODUCING OF HEAT! BUT, IN GAME, WEAPON IT IS DESCRIBED LIKE RAILGUN! RAILGUN PRODUCING OF HEATS, BUT NOT SUFFICIENTLY MORE THAN REGULAR FIREARM! NORMAL GUN PRODUCE LARGE AMOUNT OF HEAT AS WELL, BUT WE ARE NOT SEEING THERMAL MAGAZINES ON THEM, ARE WE? OF COURSE NOT! BECAUSE IS OF STUPID CAPITALISM! COOLING SYSTEM FROM MASSIVE ERECTION ONE IS ALSO OF STUPID, FOR SAME REASONINGS!

SECOND! SHAVER-BLOCKS! WHAT THE FUCKING IT THIS I DON'T EVEN AM KNOWING! THIS IS OF MASSIVE HEAP OF STEAMING BULLSHIT FOR MANY REASONINGS! REASON NUMBER ONE: BLOCK OF METAL IS NOT INFINITE! REASON NUMBER TWO! BLOCK IS INSIDE OF COMPLICATED MECHANISM WHICH WILL BE REQUIRING FEILD STRIPPING TO CHANGES! REASON NUMBER THREE! MECHANISM OF SHAVING TINY ASS-BEADS OF METAL IS TOO COMPLICATED FOR USE IN FIREARM! FIREARM MUST BE SIMPLE WHENEVER POSSIBLE! LIKE GLORIOUS SYSTEMA KALASHNIKOVA OF MOTHERLAND! USE OF COMPLICATED NANOTECHNOLOGY IS ASKING FOR FAILURE AND JAMMING,! REASON NUMBER POTATO! THIS SYSTEM OF LOADING OF AMMUNITION IS NOT PERMITINING USE OF AMMUNITION MODIFICATIONS DESCRIBED IN GAME! AMMUNITION MODIFICATIONS STUPIDITY IS WHOLE OTHER POT OF FISHES, BUTT WILL SAVINGS FOR OTHER TIME ZONE!

THIRD! TINY ASS-BEADS OF SAND PELLET BULLETS! IT NOT OF MATTERING HOW FAST TINY ASS-BEAD IS TRAVEL, TEMPORAL CAVITATION WILL BE OF SMALL, LIKE PENIS OF CANADA VIDEOGAME CAPITALIST, AND PERMANANT CAVITATION WILL BE OF SMALLERS! EQUATION OF BAD-TEETH QUEEN-WORSHIPING BRIT-MAN ISAAC NEWT SAYS FORCES EQUALING MASS TIME VELOCIRAPTOR! HOWEVER! TEA-DRINKING EMPIRE MAN IS FORGETTING OF IMPORTANT: FORCE IS ONLY OF GOOD WHEN CAN BE TRANSERFERED TO TARGET! ALL OF VELOCIRAPTOR IS NOT MATTERING WHEN NO FORCE IS OF TRANSERFING! FOR TRANSFERING OF FORCES IS NEEDED OF MASS! AND DIAMETERS! IS OF SIMPLER TO BE USING MAGAZINE OF BULLETS FOR RAILING GUN OF FUTURE TIME ZONE, FOR WILL GIVEING MORE CAPACITY OF AMMUNITION THAN MAGAZINE OF THERMALS, ALLOWING OF LARGE BULLET LIKE POSTERIORS OF QUARIAN, AND BE ALLOWING OF RECYCLING OF GUN AS FASTER AS CHANGING OF THERMAL MAGAZINE!

FOUR! FOLDING OF GUNS! FOLDING GUNS ARE TOOL OF CAPITALIST PIG COMPUTER MONKEY-BABOON WHO WISHES TO PUT GUN IN MAN-PURSE! NOT WEAPON OF GLORIOUS SOLDIER OF HUMANITY! FOLDING IS COMPLICATING OF MECHANISM UNESSESARY, LIKE PUTTING OF JET ENGINE AND SLURPEE MACHINE IN HONDA CIVICAL! SOLDIER IS ONLY REQUIRING OF ONE WEAPON! RIFLE! FOLDING OF FIVE GUNS ON BACK IS LIKE KEEPING OF FIVE CELL PHONES IN ASS-PURSE OF FAT CAPITALIST MALL-PIG! NOT MENTIONING, IS IMPOSSIBLE TO FOLDING MANY OF WEAPONS SHOWN IN MASSIVE ERECTION, UNLESS INSIDE OF GUN IS BLACK WHOLE FOR FITTING MORE THAN SHOULD BE, LIKE ASSHOLE OF FAT HOOKER! TIME SPENT IN FOLDING OF WEAPON IS DEATH WHEN AMBUSH, OR NEED OF FIRING QUICKLY! ALSO, WEAPON IS OF FAILING TO UNFOLD OR FOLD WHEN IS NEEDED, ALSO OF DEATH!

FIVE! WRITERS OF CODEX AND DRAWERS OF GUNS NOT KNOWING OF EACHOTHER! DISCRIPTION OF SYSTEMA CONTRADICTS PICTURE OF SYSTEMA, OR FUNCTION IN GAME! BARREL OF 12G SIZE ON PISTOL FOR FIRING TINY ASS-BEAD BULLET?! IS OF BULLSHIT! MORE CASE OF CAPITALIST PIG DOG NOT UNDERSTANDING GREATNESS OF COLLECTIVIST COMMUNICATION SYSTEM OF PROLETARIAT! CALLING OF SYSTEMA OF M359 TOENAIL REVOLVER OF SHAVER BLOCKINGS, WHEN OBVIOUS FROM PICTROGRAMIC IS NOT? IS OF BULLSHIT! SAYING OF INCISOR THAT IS FIRING OF THREE BURST FASTER THAN CAN TELL, LIKE TWO-BURST OF SYSTEMA OF NIKONOVA AN94 WHEN IS IN GAME OBVIOUS SLOW THREE BURST, LIKE PLASTIC CAPITALIST PIG GUN OF JAMMINGS, M16! IS OF BULLSHIT! SILLY AMERICA HAT COUNTRY IS NOT UNDERSTANDING OF SIMPLE TALKING OF TEAMS IN DESIGN BUREAU!

SEX! GLOWING LIGHTS ON GUNS LIKE DECADENT CAPITALIST RAVE DRUG PARTY OF TECHNICAL MUSIC IS OF STUPIDITY! LIKE PAINTING OF GIANT TARGET ON SOLDIER! WEAPON IS SCREAMING TO ENEMY: HERE AM I! SHOOT ME!

SEVENS! WEAPONS ARE DISPLAYING OF FEATURES NOT NEEDED FOR RAILING GUN! LIKE OBVIOUS TUBAL FOR DISCHARGING OF GASEOUS PRESSURIZATION ON SNIPER RIFLE OF MANTIS! OR FLASHING HIDERS CALLED EXTENDED BARRELS IN CUSTOMINGS MENU! ALSO, FLASHING OF GUNS AND SHOOTING OF TRACERS IS NOT FUNCTIONING OF RAILING GUN! RAILING GUN IS NOT PRODUCING OF FLASH OF MUZZLE!

NINEPINS! DOUBLING OF BARRELS ON ALL THE THINGS! IS NEEDED I AM SAYING MORE?

DAVID TENNANT! ERGONOMICALS IS OF CRAP! LOOKING AT SHOTGUN OF EVISCERATION! IS FUCKING TUBE STICKING THROUGH BACK OF GRIP, LIKE ERECT PENIS! HOW IS SUPPOSED TO BE HOLDING OF WEAPON?! I AM NOT KNOWING! COMFORT IS DECADENCE OF WESTERN CAPITALIST FUCK, BUT WEAPONS OF MASSIVE ERECTION ARE NOT EVEN CAPABLE OF BEING HOLD IN HANDS!

I CAN BE SAYING OF MORE, BUT FINGERS ARE TIRED FROM TYPINGS AND TOUCHING OF BLUE WHORE ALIENS! IF YOU ARE HAVING OF QUESTIONS, ASKING THEM!